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Will AI replace Biological Reference Subject jobs? · Latest report #tqft9tcf
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour blood work is just a messy dataset waiting for better hardware.
Professional meat-sack, expert in existential biological decay.
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Real biology without the human maintenance.
nom.you▸ BIOSIMULATE-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
mimics complex endocrine responses instantly
You provide constant physiological data samples. Machines will soon synthesize your biological states directly.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique capacity to hold a grudge against your own white blood cells.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Wearable patches begin collecting granular data previously requiring your active input.
Month 11
Algorithms map your neurological patterns to digital twin simulations.
Month 22
Bio-vats begin growing isolated tissue cultures for lab testing.
Year 3
Synthetic tissue results are calibrated against your biological feedback.
Year 4 · D-Day
The lab terminates your contract and switches to the synthetic model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
too slow
Data output rate
too high
Maintenance cost
unreliable
Reaction consistency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium nutrient paste.
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