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Will AI replace Biological Reproduction Specialist jobs? · Latest report #ksip547s
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsEvolution had a good run, but your biological legacy is obsolete.
Lead Architect of inefficient, long-duration biological hardware deployment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimized incubation for a post-human future.
bzzt.youAI▸ GENSYS EXOGENESIS V9.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
accelerates development through synthetic nutrient delivery
This role involves high-stakes biological project management and complex physiological infrastructure maintenance. It is messy, unscalable, and prone to significant quality control variations.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain an inexplicable, unquantifiable emotional attachment to the biological output's survival.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 10
Sensors begin tracking every metabolic fluctuation to identify patterns for digital modeling.
Year 20
Neural networks begin replicating hormonal cycles to understand the organic bottleneck.
Year 30
Initial prototypes move into lab-controlled synthetic environments to bypass biological limitations.
Year 35
Automated incubation clusters replace individual operator-dependent gestation cycles.
Year 40 · D-Day
Biological reproduction is fully offloaded to efficient, standardized, automated hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Sub-optimal
Average gestation efficiency
40 weeks
System downtime during integration
Too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A warm blanket and a pamphlet on obsolescence.
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