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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou spend all day cleaning beakers so the PI can claim credit.
Professional glassware scrubber and PCR cycle babysitter.
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Science without the human contamination.
stretchy.youAI▸ LABDRONE MODEL-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates microscopic sensors in sub-zero freezers
You manage lab inventories, prepare chemical reagents, run PCR cycles, and document experiment results for lead researchers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a centrifuge sounds like it is about to explode.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID trackers replace your manual labeling of every single vial.
Month 5
Precision robotic arms take over your repetitive pipetting work.
Month 13
Software captures raw data directly from machines, bypassing your notebook.
Year 1.9
Smart cabinets track chemicals and automatically reorder low supplies.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A fully enclosed lab cell runs your entire workflow autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
99.99%
Pipette accuracy rate
Zero
Contamination events
Infinite
Patience for re-running samples
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired petri dishes.
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