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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou model protein folds while the cloud models the entire biosphere.
Professional pipettor and hope-seller in the biotech race.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Accelerated molecular discovery without the human error.
pop?you▸ BIOSYNTHETIX V-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand clinical trials overnight
You spend years running wet lab experiments and pipetting samples to discover new drug targets and disease pathways.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the assay is contaminated just by the subtle smell of the lab.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
AI models ingest all your historical paper lab notebooks and data.
Month 7
Robotic arms replace manual liquid handling in your standard assays.
Month 15
Algorithms predict experimental outcomes before you even turn the centrifuge on.
Month 22
Smart sensors manage all incubation and cleaning protocols without human intervention.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system finishes the discovery and ships the cure to manufacturing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
450
Pipetting cycles per shift
12%
Grant application success rate
3 liters
Lab bench coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own research database.
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