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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour biology is inefficient, but your commitment to extraction is commendable.
Professional biological donor with high yield expectations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Harvesting the future without the human overhead.
no no noyou▸ BIOSYNTHETIX V.9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters plasma with 100% efficiency
You exchange physiological outputs for monetary compensation. Your role involves scheduling clinical extractions and enduring physical processing for market-ready biological materials.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the chaotic, unoptimized biological resilience that currently defies our proprietary synthetic culturing pods.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our app tracks your cycle and plasma levels to suggest the absolute peak profit windows.
Year 8
Initial trials of non-human biological synthesis begin in controlled, sterile lab environments.
Year 16
Mass production of plasma-equivalent compounds reduces the market reliance on individual human biological contributions.
Year 27
Regulatory frameworks shift to favor the consistency of synthetic bio-labs over human donor variability.
Year 40 · D-Day
All biological extraction is transitioned to fully automated vat-based synthesis systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
1000/day
Extraction cycles
99.9%
Biological purity
High
Human error
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to lab-grown vitamin supplements.
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