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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Biological Respiration Entity jobs? · Latest report #wcnwjssd
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou are literally turning air into a byproduct that kills houseplants.
Professional air-processing unit, mostly idle while sleeping.
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Why breathe when you can just filter?
help!youAI▸ ATMOSPHERE CYCLER V1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
filters air without complaining about the quality
You inhale oxygen to fuel your cells and exhale waste carbon dioxide constantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weird, nostalgic appreciation for the smell of fresh morning air.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors identify your exact lung capacity and metabolic output.
Day 2
Industrial scrubbers begin replacing your natural respiration needs.
Day 2
Direct oxygen infusion replaces the need for lung expansion.
Year 4.1
Carbon capture devices seal the room to reclaim exhaled gas.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your biological respiration is officially classified as an obsolete task.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
20,000
Average breaths per day
4%
Efficiency of conversion
1kg daily
Total CO2 output
Your severance
A single plastic bag of filtered oxygen.
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