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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou are literally just an inefficient gas exchange manifold with feelings.
Carbon-based unit performing involuntary atmospheric maintenance.
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Optimized gas processing for cleaner air.
glub.youAI▸ ATMOSPHEREEXCHANGE UNIT V4.1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
optimizes oxygen consumption to near zero
You spend your entire existence inhaling oxygen and exhaling CO2. Your biological metabolism is just a slow, leaky version of industrial carbon capture.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only unit that actively enjoys the smell of fresh rain.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.1
Sensors monitor your current breathing rhythm to establish a baseline gas output.
Year 2.1
An algorithm identifies that your gas exchange rate is highly inconsistent and prone to fatigue.
Year 2.1
A high-pressure ventilation system is installed to move gas more reliably than your lungs.
Year 4.1
The industrial blower renders your biological lung function entirely redundant.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human respiratory functions are successfully sunsetted in favor of reliable, maintenance-free mechanical cycling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
Suboptimal
Gas throughput efficiency
2000 kcal/day
Caloric burn overhead
Unstable
CO2 output variance
Your severance
A single tank of pure oxygen and silence.
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