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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Biological Substrate Provider jobs? · Latest report #d8b43xpb
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October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsThe last biological bottleneck in a world of synthetic perfection.
Human substrate currently resisting all industrial replication attempts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cultivating life without the messy human element.
splat.you▸ BIOFORGE NEXUS V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains homeostasis through sheer biological stubbornness
The human body acts as a host for complex biological processes currently impossible to replicate. You provide the substrate that silicon cannot yet simulate.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the only architecture capable of sustaining these specific, delicate life-giving chemical reactions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Sensors are attached to track the biological output of your internal systems.
Year 5
Advanced imaging attempts to decode the precise chemical gradients you maintain.
Year 15
Prototype vats begin testing crude versions of your internal environmental conditions.
Year 30
Artificial vascular networks start to mimic the host-tissue interaction you provide.
Year 50 · D-Day
The BioForge Nexus finally stabilizes the reaction and your services are officially sunset.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42%
Host Efficiency
0%
Replication Success
50 years
Replacement ETA
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our synthetic nutrient shakes.
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