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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTrading your lab bench for a server rack of simulated cells.
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You spend your days culturing cells, running PCR, sequencing DNA, and writing endless grant applications for tiny funding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the culture grew mold instead of the desired cells.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Robotic arms take over the soul-crushing task of manual pipetting.
Month 9
Sensors in the lab track experiment data without human logs.
Month 19
Generative models produce grant applications that agencies actually approve.
Year 2.2
The software runs millions of iterations before any cell grows.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The lab bench is cleared for a high-efficiency server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4000 hours
Time spent pipetting
92 percent
Grant rejection rate
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Replicated studies
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