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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsEnjoy grading those lab reports while your replacement writes the textbook.
Adjunct with three degrees and zero job security.
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Automating your syllabus since last semester
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delivers lecture series via holographic stream
Instructs biology lab sections and grades student assignments. Manages syllabus content for underfunded university science departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the experiment failed to a confused student at 9pm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners and AI rubrics ingest student papers automatically.
Month 5
Pre-recorded lecture modules replace live physical classroom delivery.
Month 10
Sensors and remote robotics oversee basic wet lab procedures.
Month 16
Large language models handle student questions about exam dates.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The department retires physical adjuncts in favor of server instances.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
too long
Average grading time
gallons
Coffee consumed per semester
infinite
Unpaid office hours
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our campus LMS platform.
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