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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour tenure is just a long delay before the slide deck updates.
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You lecture on cellular respiration and grade lab reports while managing student expectations and curriculum changes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a student is actually confused instead of just hungover.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your lectures are recorded and turned into an interactive AI module.
Month 5
Vision models score lab reports faster and crueler than you ever could.
Month 13
A chatbot handles student queries about grades with zero empathy.
Year 1.9
The curriculum auto-updates as new scientific papers are published online.
Year 3 · D-Day
The department realizes the algorithm gives better grades than you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42%
student questions ignored
98%
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