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December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsTrading your pipettes for a seat on the unemployment bench.
Master of mouse cages and eternal grant applications.
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Real science without the messy living subjects.
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simulates ten million immune responses per second
You track immune responses in mice and manage microbiome samples. Your future involves waiting for grants or biotech jobs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically handle a mouse without triggering a sensor-error alert.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart sensors replace your manual notebooks for tracking cage data.
Month 5
Robotic arms take over the delicate tissue harvesting process.
Month 11
AI models predict immune responses faster than living specimens.
Month 19
Algorithms determine grant funding based on objective output metrics.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
All your research is archived as obsolete legacy data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
12,000 yearly
Mice wasted
98 percent
Grant rejection rate
Too much
Time spent in lab
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