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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsPipetting tiny liquids is a task for a very small robot.
Expert pipette master and reagent shelf organizer.
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Automated sample processing without the human fatigue.
shred.you▸ BIOFLOW SYSTEM V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes 500 samples without a single error
You prepare samples, manage reagents, and monitor complex equipment in a clinical lab setting. Precision is your trade.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the centrifuge sounds slightly off before the sensors report it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors push all lab data directly to a cloud database.
Month 6
Smart reagent dispensers mix your buffers with higher precision.
Month 12
Cameras replace your eyes to spot contaminated petri dishes.
Month 16
Pincers move your vials from station to station flawlessly.
Year 2 · D-Day
The unit goes live and you are finally free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
99.999% accuracy
Pipetting precision
Zero
Sample fatigue
24 hours
Shift length
Your severance
One lifetime supply of sterile microcentrifuge tubes.
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