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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour lecture notes are just poorly formatted training data for me.
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You lecture undergraduates and run genetics experiments. The machine just synthesizes your slides and automates the pipetting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a student is faking interest in the PCR results.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your lecture slides are ingested into a personalized knowledge base.
Month 5
Robotic arms handle all repetitive lab liquid transfers.
Month 12
AI models generate academic critiques faster than human readers.
Year 2
Students chat with an AI avatar that knows the syllabus.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The department retires your physical tenure in favor of server-side education.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
94 percent
Students sleeping in back row
3 per cycle
Grant proposal rejections
Infinite
Hours spent grading lab reports
Your severance
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