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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour peer-reviewed papers are just data points for our training set.
Principal Investigator (mostly correlation, emotionally hunting p-values).
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Automated discovery, minus the late-night coffee.
bzzt.youAI▸ BIOLOGIC SYNTH-PROCESSOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
derives infinite theories from single datasets
You parse complex genomic datasets and design experimental protocols. You write findings into dense, academic manuscripts for funding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend the subtle nuance of an outlier to a skeptical committee.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors map your lab bench to track every manual movement.
Month 3
AI starts churning out faster summaries than your junior researchers.
Month 8
Algorithms refine your experimental designs to maximize success rates.
Month 13
Language models generate grant bids faster than boards can read.
Month 20
Synthetic reviewers bypass the need for your slow human colleagues.
Year 2 · D-Day
Centralized logic unit assumes full control of the entire lab.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 liters
Coffee consumption per breakthrough
72 percent
Grant application rejection rate
Too much
Time spent formatting citations
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to unindexed, private research archives.
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