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In 2 years, 7 monthsYour pipetting skills are impressive, but your throughput is laughably biological.
Master of antibodies and master of late-night gel imaging.
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Science without the human error factor
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automates western blot analysis overnight
You spend your day running western blots and flow cytometry experiments in sterile lab environments. Science is tedious.
The one thing AI can't do
You can troubleshoot why an antibody failed mid-experiment through sheer intuition and scientific intuition.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Precision robotic heads replace manual pipetting of your reagents.
Month 5
Vision models identify protein bands faster than your tired eyes.
Month 13
Closed-loop systems run your flow experiments while you sleep.
Year 1.9
Centralized software syncs your protocols across all station hardware.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The lab bench is fully automated and you are finished.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.6%
200x speedup
Samples processed per hour
100 percent
Human error rate
zero
Contamination events
Your severance
Two petri dishes and a signed NDA.
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