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February 4, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsYour grant money is better spent on a faster GPU cluster.
Expert at waiting for PCR cycles to finish.
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Discovering patterns you are too tired to see.
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simulates ten thousand trials while you sleep
You chase elusive p-values and nurture fragile cell cultures. You write papers that barely anyone will actually read.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which experiment results are actually errors in the sample.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software cleans your spreadsheets before you even open them.
Month 5
High-precision arms fill plates without human shakes or errors.
Month 13
Models predict success rates to stop you wasting expensive reagents.
Year 2.2
Algorithms grade your findings faster than any human editor.
Year 3.3 · D-Day
The lab runs itself while you find a new hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
42 gallons
Coffee consumed per paper
0.04
Meaningful insights per year
80 percent
Time spent formatting references
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Nature (digital access only).
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