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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsPipetting tiny volumes until your eyes twitch is finally being automated.
Professional liquid mover and glass washer.
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Science without the human error factor.
no no noyouAI▸ BIOCELL AUTOMATOR V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes infinite samples without needing coffee
You manage cell cultures, run PCR, and catalog samples. Mostly you fight equipment calibration and messy lab logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still troubleshoot why a specific culture dish refuses to bloom on Tuesdays.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors automatically upload your sample data to the cloud.
Month 6
Robotic arms handle the repetitive fluid transfers for you.
Month 16
Incubators adjust themselves without you needing to check manually.
Year 2.7
Automated units clean and sterilize all glassware instantly.
Year 4 · D-Day
The lab runs perfectly while you seek a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
4000 units
Pipettes per hour
Zero point zero
Sample contamination rate
Two square meters
Lab bench footprint
Your severance
One free lab coat and a pipette storage case.
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