Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Biology Undergraduate jobs? · Latest report #5ny5pa3e
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsPaying tuition to study processes that AI solves over lunch breaks.
Future PhD candidate currently trading sanity for GPA points.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science without the human error or coffee breaks.
pop?you▸ BIOSYNTH LAB-AGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand protein foldings per second
Memorizing cellular pathways and performing repetitive wet-lab experiments that will soon be fully automated.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find genuine wonder in a microscope image of a cell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors replace your hand-written notes with cloud-synced data streams.
Month 5
Robotic arms handle all micro-plate transfers with perfect precision.
Month 10
Algorithms simulate cellular reactions before you even touch a beaker.
Month 16
Machine learning agents write your thesis using curated experimental data.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your lab bench is repurposed for a high-efficiency server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
too high
Pipetting error rate
infinite
Coffee consumed per credit
maximum
Undergrad stress levels
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed digital archives.
Discussion
