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Your job has an expiration date
February 3, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsEnjoy that pipette before the algorithm proves your thesis is redundant.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Failing at molecular bonding faster than you.
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autonomously re-runs failed simulations until success
You spend years mixing polymers and failing to get repeatable results. The machine will just iterate faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically clean the sticky, spilled mess off the lab bench floor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in the lab send results directly to the cloud.
Month 5
Automated arms now pipette into plates with zero human error.
Month 13
AI predicts which material combinations will bond before you try.
Year 2.2
The lab manages its own supply chain without your pleading.
Year 3.3 · D-Day
You are invited to read the machine's published paper on your failure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4,200 annually
failed lab experiments
too many
years per breakthrough
lethal
caffeine intake
Your severance
A one-year supply of generic instant coffee.
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