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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSolving cancer equations while real progress happens in a GPU cluster.
Physics grad trading differential equations for AI-generated results.
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Modeling cellular decay faster than human biology.
glub.youAI▸ BIOSIM-NEURAL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates tumor evolution in real time
You build complex differential equation models to predict tumor growth and analyze massive biological datasets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the biological intuition behind a parameter to a confused biologist.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated pipelines pull and clean clinical data without manual intervention.
Month 4
Machine learning agents test millions of equations to find the best fit.
Month 8
Natural language models write up your findings in perfect technical prose.
Month 13
AI verifies math against known cell behavior to ensure zero errors.
Month 18 · D-Day
The math engine replaces your entire research output in three seconds.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
75 percent
Time spent debugging code
99 percent
Models discarded as invalid
12 cups
Coffee consumed per proof
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium plotting software.
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