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Your job has an expiration date
January 15, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsYour tenure is just a very long notice period in disguise.
Tenured architect of syllabi and unpaid research lab labor.
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You lecture on biomechanics and manage lab grants. Your research papers are essentially blueprints for our incoming hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a student to care about complex biological systems for five minutes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your lecture notes are converted into interactive, auto-grading lesson modules.
Month 6
Models now write and submit your grant proposals with higher success.
Month 12
Sensors and software handle all lab safety and equipment calibration.
Year 2
Automated editors replace your role in the journal review process.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The department realizes a single server costs less than your salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
Zero
Grants secured annually
Infinite
Coffee consumed while grading
4000
Student emails ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own online video lectures.
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