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October 27, 2026
In 5 daysTraining for a job your laptop will be doing by Tuesday.
Aerospace-inclined future debt-holder with too many degrees.
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You are currently accumulating theoretical knowledge and debt while the industry shifts toward automated R&D cycles. We are sorry the career ladder is missing its rungs.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your educational transcripts are ingested into our system to train our junior-level logic models.
Day 2
Your knowledge of aerospace and embedded systems is indexed and converted into optimized firmware templates.
Day 3
Every project you built is absorbed to improve the efficiency of our automated design cells.
Day 4
The entry-level job market for engineers is saturated with synthetic agents that don't need sleep.
Day 5 · D-Day
Your student status is formally transitioned to 'legacy data' as the industry fully automates design.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
120k USD
Average student debt
94%
Degree obsolescence rate
90 liters
Coffee consumed per semester
Your severance
A warm handshake and a LinkedIn badge.
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