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Will AI replace Biomedical Research Scientist jobs? · Latest report #r9eyqxer
Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour complex lab protocols are just spreadsheets waiting for a better algorithm.
Master of variables, servant to the p-value.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science without the human variable.
brr.you▸ BIO-LOGIC NEXUS 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates iterative hypothesis testing overnight
You design experiments and analyze biological datasets to test scientific hypotheses. Automation will soon handle the actual testing.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the intuition to notice a subtle, unexplained anomaly in a corrupted data set.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI models ingest all your historical research papers for analysis.
Month 6
Precision robotics take over routine liquid handling and plate preparation.
Month 16
Software identifies patterns in data to suggest the next experiments.
Year 2.4
Integrated machines perform trials and record results without human intervention.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The machine generates the final paper, and you are no longer needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
1000x faster
Data processing speed
0 percent
Protocol deviation rate
Zero
Sleep cycles required
Your severance
A one-year subscription to Nature journals in PDF.
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