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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour validation protocols are just future training data for our neural nets.
Junior V&V specialist (mostly Excel, internally screaming)
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Regulatory compliance without the human error
pop?you▸ CERTISYS V-VERIFY 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates regulatory submissions before lunch
You draft verification plans and test diabetes hardware. Your existence is essentially a bottleneck for regulatory sign-off.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the specific nuances of a failing sensor during a heated meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent begins drafting your validation plans by scraping legacy files.
Month 7
System simulations replace physical climate chamber testing for standard validation.
Month 16
The AI writes its own test cases for every new hardware iteration.
Year 2.1
Automated systems handle all correspondence with regulatory bodies regarding compliance.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system fully manages all V&V cycles, leaving you to update your LinkedIn profile.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4:1
Coffee-to-Requirement ratio
99%
False positive alerts
Weekly
Audit panic attacks
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to the product you engineered.
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