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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou package common sense into expensive slide decks for desperate executives.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet poet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated market intelligence with zero ego.
sluurp.you▸ SYNTH-STRATEGY V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect profit margins without blinking
You synthesize clinical trial data into market access strategies. You convince stakeholders that your pipeline is proprietary gold.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your internal databases are mapped into our central analysis core.
Month 5
Visual models now build your decks faster than any human.
Month 13
Smart agents detect policy shifts before you even open Outlook.
Month 21
Algorithms simulate negotiation outcomes with higher accuracy than your intuition.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The consulting firm realizes you are an unnecessary UI layer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
42
Slides produced hourly
6 cups
Coffee consumed daily
118
Synergy buzzwords per pitch
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a slide-template generator.
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