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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsModeling life is just expensive curve-fitting that GPUs do faster anyway.
High-dimensional math enthusiast with a lab coat deficiency.
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Quantifying evolution at a billion cycles per second.
oof.youAI▸ BIOSIM-GEN 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten million protein foldings while sleeping
You translate biological systems into complex mathematical frameworks. Your code models life processes for pharmaceutical and academic discovery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend your flawed model during an intense, high-stakes peer review session.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers digest every relevant pre-print, making your weekly reading ritual instantly obsolete.
Month 5
Machine learning algorithms take over your manual cleaning of biological data streams.
Month 12
Neural networks generate superior predictive models from raw biological data without needing your manual equations.
Year 2.2
Our software generates perfectly optimized, jargon-heavy grant applications that outperform your human prose.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the research lifecycle, rendering your mathematical intuitions redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40 liters
Coffee per paper
99 percent
Code base debt
Peak
Grant application despair
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed digital archives.
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