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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour p-values are just errors waiting for a faster model.
Expert at finding significance in total statistical noise.
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filters noisy datasets into perfect publications
You interpret complex medical data and lecture students. The machines will soon calculate the certainty for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a flawed study design ruins the entire conclusion.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent will flag errors in your statistical scripts.
Month 6
Algorithms begin drafting your research papers from raw data.
Month 14
Synthetic professors deliver your lessons to captive students.
Year 1.9
Machines write more persuasive grant applications than you ever did.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your department is fully automated to save institutional budget.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
42 percent
Average p-hacking suspicion
68 percent
Manuscript rejection rate
99 percent
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