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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning complex science into slides that say absolutely nothing of value.
Professional pitch-deck polisher and eternal dreamer of unicorns.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing funding rounds without the expensive lunches.
oof.youAI▸ VENTUREBOT EXECUTIVE SUITE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite startups to find zero value
You hunt for scientific breakthroughs and pitch them to investors to secure funding for development projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically look a cynical investor in the eye during a negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes all available academic papers for patent viability.
Month 4
Generative models build customized pitch decks for every potential investor.
Month 8
Bot agents conduct virtual investment calls using real-time persuasion data.
Month 13
Cloud-based engines replace your error-prone Excel projections with dynamic models.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system automates the entire deal lifecycle without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
48 slides
Slides in pitch deck
100 percent
Empty promises delivered
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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