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Will AI replace Biotech CEO jobs? · Latest report #2d4knb7w
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour vision statement is just a prompt for a better model.
Serial founder, pivot enthusiast, burner of seed money.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing shareholder value through cold, hard data.
split.youAI▸ CAPITAI-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers pitch decks that never raise questions
You chase venture capital to fund long-term clinical trials while managing board expectations and regulatory fire drills.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to investors while your lead drug fails phase two trials.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your board decks with perfect, unbiased lies.
Month 5
Matching algorithms replace human networking by targeting the most gullible funds.
Month 13
Large language models finish your FDA submissions in mere seconds.
Month 22
Automated systems replace your headhunting by poaching talent via data analysis.
Year 3 · D-Day
The board fires you to let the algorithm run the company.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
too many
Funding rounds missed
sub-optimal
Burn rate efficiency
zero
Board meeting patience
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete desert.
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