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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthSelling expertise in a field that moves faster than your slide deck.
Professional gatekeeper of R&D funding and PowerPoint aesthetics.
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You interpret complex genomic data for clients and navigate convoluted regulatory approval pathways. It's essentially expensive translation work for people who fear FDA rejection letters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a CEO's eyes during a pivot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your internal models are integrated into a centralized, live-updating regulatory knowledge base.
Month 7
Generative agents begin drafting your status reports before you have even requested them.
Month 18
Machine learning evaluates drug trial risks more accurately than your intuition ever could.
Year 2.2
AI handles all routine client inquiries and updates, relegating you to 'human-in-the-loop' observer status.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The system achieves full autonomy, rendering your consultative presence a legacy liability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
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Slides per client
38%
Billable hours lost
912
Regulatory acronyms memorized
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