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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou optimize drug pipelines until the algorithm finds the cheaper outcome.
Strategic architect of high-stakes RNA interference clinical trials.
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calculates clinical success probabilities while you sleep
You oversee complex siRNA drug development programs targeting specific physiological pathways for multi-million dollar clinical trials.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which board member will veto the siRNA program.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest all raw clinical trial data for screening.
Month 5
Algorithms map siRNA targets more accurately than human lead researchers.
Month 13
Generative agents produce all required regulatory and investment documentation.
Year 2.2
Software dictates when to kill or advance drug development programs.
Year 3 · D-Day
The CSO position is officially archived to improve quarterly margins.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
92 percent
Program failure rate
400 liters
Coffee consumed per approval
12 daily
Meetings about slide decks
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed disappointment.
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