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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou model clinical trial data that never actually moves the stock.
Expert in discounted cash flows and FDA approval odds.
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Predicting drug efficacy faster than human intuition.
oof.youAI▸ BIOQUANT-OMEGA 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite datasets into a buy signal
You build complex financial models and interpret phase-three trial results. You pitch investment ideas to portfolio managers daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a flawed clinical trial result does not ruin the thesis.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Vision models ingest and summarize all new FDA regulatory filings.
Month 5
Software agents replace manual trial success probability estimations.
Month 10
AI-conducted interviews extract expert insights without needing human staff.
Month 13
Automated systems maintain live, real-time financial models for portfolios.
Month 19 · D-Day
The fund terminates analyst roles as software generates all conviction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
82 percent
Time spent in Excel
51 percent
Successful stock calls
12 hours/week
Sleep lost to filings
Your severance
One free trial subscription to a data terminal.
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