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Will AI replace Biotech Investment Banker jobs? · Latest report #xvd5hx3a
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December 23, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsDining with executives is just an expensive, calorie-heavy form of data entry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the hangover.
toast.youAI▸ M&A-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures funding while you order dessert
You spend all day crafting pitch decks and massaging egos over martinis to secure massive biotech funding rounds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a CEO is lying about their clinical trial results.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models generate your pitch decks faster than you can drink.
Month 5
AI handles due diligence without asking for a bonus.
Month 12
Digital agents begin managing client relationships via personalized communication flows.
Year 2
Insurance firms rewrite policies to finally accept machine-signed deal contracts.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The C-suite realizes a clean balance sheet beats a charming personality.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.5
Martinis consumed per deal
14 per day
Hours spent on pitch decks
Fading rapidly
Confidence in human charm
Your severance
A lifetime supply of overpriced mineral water.
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