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Will AI replace Biotech Investor jobs? · Latest report #ujxqdb65
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPredicting the next billion-dollar drug with fewer brain cells required.
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Turning science fiction into quarterly revenue growth.
no no noyouAI▸ CAPITAI SEED-SOWER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite pitch decks in seconds
Reviews clinical trial data and molecular efficacy reports to decide which biotech startups deserve capital for research development.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a desperate founder in the eye and decline their funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The software starts parsing clinical trial papers faster than any human.
Month 4
Algorithms learn which biotech failures were caused by bad math.
Month 8
Software identifies promising labs before the human has finished lunch.
Month 13
Your portfolio updates are now generated by a cold statistical engine.
Month 18 · D-Day
The algorithm handles the entire investment lifecycle without any human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 to 1
Coffee-to-Due-Diligence Ratio
42
Startups ghosted weekly
Zero
Terms sheets sent by midnight
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stock ticker app.
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