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April 25, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsYour PhD just became a very expensive way to watch a screen.
Master of spreadsheets, grants, and expensive lab equipment.
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You oversee research protocols and lab personnel. You manage grant writing, safety compliance, and the interpretation of experimental data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate the impossible politics of a legacy academic department.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Your paper safety logs are converted into real-time tracking dashboards.
Month 10
An AI agent scrapes public data to draft your funding requests.
Month 20
You start following the machine's advice on staffing allocations.
Year 2.5
The system assumes direct command of junior researcher workflows.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
The board replaces your role with an automated oversight module.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
99.9 percent
Grant approval rate
Zero
Manual data error
None
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Your severance
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