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April 26, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning complex science into buzzwords that nobody actually understands anyway.
Senior Biotech Marketer (proficient in jargon and desperation)
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Science communication without the human stutter.
oof.youAI▸ BIOMARKET-NEURAL 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates press releases that sound like truth
You translate dense clinical trial data into punchy web copy and press releases for investors and doctors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a human investor with enough conviction to secure funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans medical journals to write your first drafts.
Month 4
Neural nets build your pitch decks from raw clinical notes.
Month 8
Automated agents handle all your B2B email sequences.
Month 13
Regulatory software checks your compliance errors in milliseconds.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access expires as the system self-publishes the news.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Buzzwords per slide
3 cups
Coffee consumed hourly
1:99
Truth-to-hype ratio
Your severance
One free stock option that vests in 2099.
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