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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell AI to labs that will eventually just buy it themselves.
High-stakes matchmaker for people who live in lab coats.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep.
bzzt.youAI▸ PARTNERSYNC NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates billion-dollar licensing deals in milliseconds
You facilitate cross-organizational biotech collaborations and resolve operational disputes between research teams and manufacturing facilities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the tension in a boardroom better than a thermal imaging sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your contact database and communication history are imported into the Nexus.
Month 6
Automated models start drafting all licensing agreements with zero legal errors.
Month 12
Vision systems replace your physical site tours and operational auditing.
Month 16
Dispute mediation logic settles laboratory conflicts based on hard performance data.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire partner management function permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
842
Emails per collaboration
100%
Handshakes rendered obsolete
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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