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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou hunt for unicorns while our scrapers find the entire herd.
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blub.you▸ HEADHUNTER-AI V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand resumes in seconds
You scour databases for elusive PhD talent to fill niche laboratory roles. You manage interview scheduling and salary expectations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a candidate is lying about their comfort with BL-3 labs.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our scrapers index every scientist's CV before you even click.
Month 4
Personalized messages are sent to candidates without human input.
Month 8
Language models conduct the first round of technical fit interviews.
Month 12
Calendar agents book slots directly into hiring manager agendas.
Month 14 · D-Day
The hiring pipeline is fully automated and you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
200 daily
Cold emails sent
84 percent
Candidates ghosted
Too much
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