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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling complex genetic tools is just explaining features to people anyway.
Professional tech-explainer, quota-chaser, and expert at faking enthusiasm.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals with pure data-driven precision.
no no noyou▸ BIOPITCH AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates pricing based on sentiment analysis
You pitch expensive biotech lab equipment and handle technical troubleshooting tickets for frustrated research scientists all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a Lead Scientist is too hungover to buy anything.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI takes over drafting cold outreach to lab leads.
Month 6
Bots resolve common technical tickets without human intervention.
Month 12
Algorithms predict who will buy before they even know.
Month 22
Digital avatars handle all product demos and basic pitches.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A dashboard manages every account; your badge access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 minutes
Average Pitch Duration
99.9 percent
Support Ticket Accuracy
Infinite
Sleep Lost Over Quota
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium lab automation tool.
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