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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified spreadsheet that occasionally wears a blazer.
Professional visionary, amateur spreadsheet enthusiast, master of the pivot.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless capital allocation and vision generation.
glub.youAI▸ CAPITAI V8.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
burns through capital at light speed
You spend days pitching investors and micromanaging lab data. Soon, algorithms will handle both functions without the ego.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a board of directors with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Generative models create slides that sound more visionary than you ever could.
Month 4
Smart contracts replace the need for physical meetings with venture capital firms.
Month 10
Sensor-based monitoring removes the need for you to check researcher output.
Month 20
An optimization engine decides the most profitable scientific direction for you.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The AI is now the CEO and doesn't need to be paid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
0
Funding rounds secured
Weekly
Pivot frequency
Infinite
Ego-to-revenue ratio
Your severance
A one-month subscription to your own failed platform.
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