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June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsBurning venture capital to turn immune cells into expensive slide decks.
Professional dreamer, burner of cash, immune cell enthusiast.
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secures seed funding through synthetic charisma
Managing biotech research pipelines, securing funding rounds, and overseeing clinical trial protocols for immune-based cell therapies. This job is mostly glorified powerpoint and liability management.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a venture capitalist in the eye while lying about your timeline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms scan every oncology publication to draft your market strategy without any human ego involved.
Month 5
AI-driven models generate investor presentations optimized for maximum FOMO and zero accountability.
Month 13
Neural networks ingest FDA mandates to auto-populate safety reports and eliminate bureaucratic delays.
Year 1.9
Smart contracts manage burn rates and lab resource distribution with cold, robotic efficiency.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The board fires you because the algorithm now does the same job for pennies.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99%
Average burn rate efficiency
42%
Investor pitch hallucination rate
12ms
Patent approval latency
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one worthless stock option.
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