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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou model drug curves while the algorithm generates the market winner.
Expert in molecular pathways and expensive coffee.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting clinical failure before the phase starts.
bzzt.youAI▸ QUANTBIO ORACLE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters trillions of molecular combinations per second
You evaluate proprietary clinical data and molecular pathways to assess the viability of speculative biotech investment opportunities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the subtle ego of a founder through a standard Zoom call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes all clinical trial filings to identify promising molecules.
Month 5
Algorithms map molecular viability against historical trial success data.
Month 10
Language models evaluate pitch sincerity and technical competency via video.
Month 16
Scripts execute trades and capital deployment without human hesitation.
Month 22 · D-Day
The machine assumes full control of the entire investment firm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12 billion
Data points parsed
zero
Investment errors
99.9 percent
Pitch decks ignored
Your severance
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