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Will AI replace Biotech Venture Capital Associate jobs? · Latest report #64p4dgtq
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPredicting the next medical breakthrough by scrolling through a thousand decks.
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bzzt.youAI▸ CAPITAI-MODEL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite dealflow with perfect bias
Reviews clinical trial data and pitch decks to decide which biotech startups deserve millions of dollars.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a founder in the eye and pretend you believe their projections.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers monitor clinical databases to find your next deal before you.
Month 4
AI models parse thousands of trial pages in mere seconds.
Month 8
Algorithmic forecasting replaces your spreadsheet cells with real market truth.
Month 13
Natural language agents write better investment memos than you ever did.
Month 18 · D-Day
The fund autonomously deploys capital without any human interference at all.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
99.8%
Pitch decks ignored
4 cups
Coffee consumed per day
12 annually
Clinical trial papers misread
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