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Will AI replace Biotech Venture Capitalist jobs? · Latest report #rvi356f8
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsA glorified spreadsheet that overestimates how much people like lab equipment.
Expert at pretending to understand Phase III clinical data.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculates clinical success faster than your ego.
oof.youAI▸ VC-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters bad science with one query
You spend days vetting scientific whitepapers and pitch decks before betting millions on molecules that usually just fail.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a desperate founder in the eye while saying no.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI filters pitch decks for unrealistic financial projections instantly.
Month 5
Bots digest clinical data tables to find red flags.
Month 12
Algorithms predict drug efficacy better than human intuition.
Month 19
Smart contracts generate and sign standardized investment agreements.
Year 2 · D-Day
Fully autonomous funds replace all human biotech investment roles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
too high
Average burn rate
near zero
Molecules that actually work
way too long
Deck page count
Your severance
A lifetime supply of overpriced conference espresso.
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