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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou sell future miracles; I sell the algorithm that picks them.
High-stakes optimist with a slide deck and burning cash.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Accelerating scientific commercialisation beyond human speed.
blub.you▸ BIOFOUNDER-GEN-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates infinite market growth scenarios
You hunt for lab breakthroughs and hustle to turn them into products. Your job is chasing funding and exit strategies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can charm a bored investor over dinner in a way a terminal cannot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scans academic journals to identify high-potential patentable discoveries.
Month 7
Generative agents create personalized funding decks for targeted venture capital firms.
Month 16
AI predicts compliance failures months before the human team notices them.
Year 2.2
Smart agents execute IP transfer agreements with universities without human legal input.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system fully manages the business lifecycle from research to acquisition.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
2.1
Average Funding Rounds Won
840/yr
Hours Spent Pitching
68%
Patent Rejection Rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed platform.
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