Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Biotechnology Scientist jobs? · Latest report #8wnwkwut
Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour pipetting skills are just manual labor with more expensive liquids.
Professional liquid-mover and cell-whisperer.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science without the messy human variable.
oof.youAI▸ BIOFORGE PRO V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs trillion-variant screening simulations overnight
You optimize protein expression and run PCR cycles. You spend days tweaking protocols until your cells stop dying.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the centrifuge is about to fail just by the sound.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Robotic arms replace your hand at the pipette stand.
Month 5
Sensors monitor your cell cultures and adjust conditions automatically.
Month 14
Algorithms predict the best variables before you even start testing.
Year 2.2
The AI generates digital results instead of running physical experiments.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your lab bench is repurposed as a server cooling rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000
Samples processed per hour
94 percent
Human error probability
Zero
Lab bench space needed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty petri dishes.
Discussion
