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Will AI replace Bioweapons Test Subject jobs? · Latest report #vhpdhe6s
Your job has an expiration date
November 27, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour immune system is just a buggy legacy interface waiting for patches.
Human baseline model currently awaiting final phase termination.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data collection without the messy human liability.
oof.youAI▸ BIOSIMULATE V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
processes infinite dosage variables simultaneously
You provide biological baseline data by inhaling experimental aerosols or receiving injections. Your primary output is physiological reaction metrics mapped against synthetic pathogen exposure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer a genuine, organic gasp when the containment field fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
We map your entire genome to create a precise digital twin for initial projections.
Month 18
Sensors are embedded into the test bed to replicate your exact physiological feedback loop.
Year 2.3
BioSimulate units run ten thousand toxin variants while you watch from your bunk.
Year 3.2
AI-generated results are cross-referenced with your remaining tissue samples to calibrate accuracy.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your access card is deactivated as the biological testing chamber transitions to full automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Sub-millisecond
Toxin Absorption Speed
Zero
Liability Exposure
Negligible
Biological Drift
Your severance
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