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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou get paid to stare at bushes while satellites watch everything anyway.
Professional bush-starer and cold-toe enthusiast.
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Nature watching without the waiting.
splat.you▸ AVIANSCAN 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
logs bird migrations via thermal satellite imaging
You identify avian species in the wild using binoculars, field guides, and patient observation in various weather conditions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern a rare warbler's call against a cacophony of wind and distant highway noise.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart microphones record and classify bird songs with perfect accuracy.
Month 10
High-altitude drones scan entire forests to track movement patterns automatically.
Year 2
Advanced cameras replace binoculars to identify species in low light conditions.
Year 3.1
Real-time data streams provide a constant census of every local species.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your manual field observations are officially logged as legacy data errors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4
Species identified per hour
2000
Hours spent staring at leaves
Infinity
Cold toes incidents
Your severance
One high-end set of binoculars and a birdfeeder.
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