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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour artisanal wooden boxes have been outmaneuvered by high-speed CNC routers.
Master of cedar planks and glue-stained fingertips.
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Crafting perfect nests without the splintery mess.
glub.youAI▸ AVIANHABITAT AUTOCELL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cuts perfect bird holes in seconds
You cut cedar planks, glue joints, and nail roofs. Then you sand edges and apply non-toxic finish for birds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment the wood grain will split before the saw touches it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your designs are scanned into 3D models for precision cutting.
Month 7
Automated saws replace your manual measurements and table saw work.
Month 16
Vision sensors guide robotic arms to sand corners perfectly smooth.
Year 2.1
Pneumatic pistons apply exact amounts of adhesive and press joints.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The factory runs fully lights-out while you clear your workbench.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14
splinters per shift
62%
bird acceptance rate
gallons
glue fumes inhaled
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium cedar shavings.
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